The Root Cause Reset
You're doing everything right.
So why does your body feel so wrong?
Sale price ยท Nov 23โ27 only
Regular price $499 ยท This week only $99
Save 80% Now!Sale ends Friday November 27 at midnight
Still bloated. Still exhausted. Still watching the scale refuse to move โ despite eating well, working out, and trying everything.
The brain fog is real. The fatigue is bone-deep. And no matter how clean you eat or how many supplements you take, something still feels fundamentally off.
Does this sound familiar?
You've been told your labs
look "normal."
But you don't feel normal. You feel like a different version of yourself โ and you can't figure out why. These are the symptoms I hear from women every single day, and they are almost never "just stress" or "just getting older."
Why I created this
"I thought I was stress-free and doing just fine. When I ran this test on myself, what came back stopped me in my tracks. My body was under way more stress than I realized โ not the kind I could feel, but deep internal stress my nervous system was quietly drowning in. Even though I was eating healthy, I was deficient in key nutrients that were directly driving my bloating and brain fog. And I had elevated heavy metals affecting my thyroid and making everything worse. None of it showed up in my regular bloodwork. This test found it โ and it was the wake-up call I needed to finally support my body the right way."
โ Giselle Schroer, Integrative Health Practitioner & Women's Hormone Specialist
What this test reveals
Your hormones aren't
the whole story.
Hormone panels often show the symptom โ not what's causing it. The Minerals & Metals lab looks at what's underneath: the mineral imbalances, toxic heavy metals, and adrenal stress patterns that silently drive hormone disruption, weight gain, fat loss resistance, and more. This is the layer most practitioners never look at โ and it changes everything.
01
Essential minerals & electrolytes
Calcium, magnesium, potassium, zinc, iron, selenium + more โ the raw materials your body needs for energy, metabolism, mood, and sleep.
02
Toxic heavy metals
Lead, mercury, cadmium, arsenic, aluminum โ often hiding in plain sight and quietly disrupting your thyroid, hormones, and brain function.
03
Adrenal stress patterns
Key mineral ratios reveal how your adrenal glands are actually handling your stress load โ including hidden internal stress you may not consciously feel.
04
Your metabolic oxidation rate
Fast, slow, or mixed metabolizer? This changes exactly what you should eat for energy, fat loss, and hormonal balance.
Everything included
Not just a test.
A complete reset plan.
You won't get results and be left wondering what to do with them. You get the test, the expert interpretation, and a real plan built around your specific numbers โ so you can actually act on what you find.
Minerals & Metals at-home hair test
Shipped directly to your door. A simple small hair sample โ no needles, no lab appointments, no fasting. Tests 36+ markers including essential minerals, electrolytes, toxic heavy metals, key ratios, and your oxidation rate. Results returned in approximately 3 weeks via a secure health portal.
60-minute 1:1 results review call with Giselle
We go through every marker together in plain language. No confusing lab-speak. You'll leave the call knowing exactly what's going on in your body, why you've been feeling the way you have, and what to do about it.
Fully customized protocol based on your results
Custom nutrition, workout, lifestyle, and supplement recommendations built specifically around what your body needs โ not a generic plan, not a template. Yours, from your lab, for your body.
What you're getting
$499 worth of answers
for $99 this week.
This is the lowest this offer has ever been and the only time I will run it at this price. After Friday November 27 it returns to $499.
Sale ends Friday November 27 at midnight ยท Returns to $499
Questions answered
Everything you need
to know.
How does the test actually work?
Once you purchase, I'll send the at-home hair collection kit directly to you with everything you need. You collect a small hair sample from the back of your head (about a teaspoon worth), seal it in the prepaid envelope, and mail it back. Results come back in approximately 3 weeks via a secure portal, and then we schedule your 60-minute results call.
Why hair instead of blood?
Blood is tightly regulated by your body โ it does everything it can to keep levels looking "normal" even when your tissues are depleted. Hair testing bypasses that and reveals what's actually been stored, depleted, or accumulating over months. This is why it catches things standard bloodwork consistently misses.
What if my hormones have already been tested and came back normal?
This is exactly who this test is for. Hormone panels often show the symptom, not the cause. Mineral imbalances and heavy metal toxicity are frequently what's driving those hormonal disruptions in the first place โ and they almost never get tested. "Normal" bloodwork with persistent symptoms is a strong signal that we need to look deeper.
Is this worth it if I'm already working with a doctor?
Absolutely. This is complementary to conventional care and looks at markers most doctors simply don't run. Many clients share these results with their physicians and find it opens up completely new conversations about their health.
How long until I get my results?
Approximately 3 weeks from when the lab receives your sample. Once results are in, I'll reach out to schedule your 60-minute call. Please collect and return your sample within 14 days of receiving your kit.
What if I'm not sure this is the right test for me?
In 15 years of coaching women through fatigue, hormonal issues, weight loss resistance, and everything in between โ I haven't run a single one of these tests that didn't uncover something worth knowing. If you're experiencing any of the symptoms above, this test will tell us something. I'm confident in that.
Ready?
Your body has been trying
to tell you something.
Let's finally find out what it is โ and build a real, personalized plan around the answers. At 80% off, there has never been a better time to do it.
Sale ends Friday November 27
Includes lab + 60-min call + custom protocol
Save 80% Now!Sale closes Friday November 27 at midnight ยท Returns to $499
